Recent Text Messages From My Father

Tuesday:
9:57PM
"Twins win! 4-3 on a pinch hit by Morales with 2 out in the 9th. You OK? Hsvent heard from you at all today. Im calling soon if you dont txt..."
9:59PM (after I texted him back saying I'm fine but busy. Text first if he wants to call)
"I dont want to bother you. Your txt let me know youre OK, so I dont have to call. Have a good night. Love you!"

Wednesday:
9:34PM
"So, how come you wont call or txt us, but the neighbors know all about what youre doing down there?"
(I don't reply because I guess I didn't hear it...)
9:52PM
"Hello? Whatcha up to?"
I reply and say "Sorry, I didn't see your first text." I meant to send another text message after that but forgot. He calls. "I haven't heard from you at all. I don't know what's going on." I try to explain that I haven't actually told these neighbors anything--they've simply seen things on facebook. He whines that they've mentioned seeing a bunch of pictures and hearing about all the cool things I'm doing. I've posted pictures of my room and pictures from the summer. Nothing he hasn't seen (although he left before I unpacked my room). I explain that I'm with friends and probably can't talk long, but he just wants to know what's been going on so I quickly fill him in on all the meetings and office hours I've had, my classes. He interrupts "You're talking really fast, like you have to pee."

... wtf?

I explain that my friends are waiting on me so I'm trying to fill him in quickly. He sounds insulted but suggests I call him sometime and says he won't try to call or text me unless I do first. He has been an empty-nester for a year now. Someone, please help him adjust.